There was once a dragon who couldn’t get it up.
No matter how hard he tried his fire would not rise up out of his stomach, out of his mouth and burn the wicked people and liberate the good ones.
He decided to seek some help.
He wandered across endless planes and he even swam across tormented oceans. He was looking for the teacher he had heard of, who knew all about the science of getting it up.
He met some young lady dragons along the way but inevitably once they learned he could not get it up, they were swiftly on their way. [more to come]