January 29, 2014 at 1:50pm ·
“You can’t come in here without your soul-pod”, St Peter declared glaring at the newcomer.
The guy in the burial suit had just climbed the ladder through the clouds and was tired and irritable. “Of course I can, I have my Salvation Card here and it is marked ‘no expiry date'”.
St Peter grinned. “Oh you seem to have one of the beta release ones; they really don’t let you in you know, when you arrive by yourself, you know. Where is your soul-pod?”
“Soul-pod? Soul-pod? Whatever are you talking about? Do you mean iPod? If so, I travelled light and left it at the funeral parlour.”